Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Peddlers, Skeletons, and Mood Table 2019



At the end of our the most recent post I mentioned the proposed schedule of upcoming articles feeling assured that each topic would prove worthy of a full article. Under most circumstances that may have been so but then one of the holidays lover most feared events reared its ugly head as a string of lousy luck struck hard and fast making it far more difficult to enjoy the wonders of the season. Naturally this changed the planned arc of upcoming posts to become more of a recovery story and a possible public service for those who also stand a chance of getting slapped by unseen forces. If you’d be so kind I’d ask that you sit back and hear a tale of Halloween peddlers, Skeleton festivals, horrendous luck, and how a mood table and hair metal saved it all.

Let’s set the stage with the lousy luck as it seemingly started on Friday night. Ya know those moments when every tiny thing goes wrong? Maybe you step on something causing you to spill your drink and veer forward to knock something over. Then while cleaning up you find all the cleaners are empty and for some reason the paper towels are in the completely wrong part of the house, oh and maybe something’s on fire too. Take that sort of general funk and stretch it out for days along with the addition of some extra annoying relations to make it extra fun. Then top it all off with a scoop of awful weather. Suffice it to say I could spend the entirety of this article complaining but as I aim to be a relatively positive spot on the internet I’ll try to keep the rage dumps nice and brisk.

The stage being set let’s shift to Saturday as I prepared to head out to Marshall MI to check out a craft/art show called The Bewitching Peddlers of Halloween which coincided with something the town called Skeleton Fest. I got up early enough to ensure a few hours before the peddlers show closed though some unexpected delays left me with a little over an hour to take it in which made the five dollar entry fee sting a little more. Inside was a wide selection of some really high-grade Halloween goodies. We’re talking unique statues, paintings, and all manner of oddities that were often incredibly well-produced and ludicrously overpriced. Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some unique stuff and appreciate that these folks have to deal with fees and travel expenses At the same time I understand that an admittedly pretty painted wood block smaller than the palm of my hand is in no way worth $60. Worse was the occasional elitist vibe coming from some of these vendors. For me Halloween is very much an all-inclusive holiday, particularly as it is based around what you want to be rather than who you are. Too much of what was going on here was like a hoity art-show reserved for the financially well-endowed. While that may be fine for the rich and extra picky it’s sort of terrible for those of us with normal paychecks. I was basically ready to call this place a total bust if not for one both.

Pickled Punks is the creation of a married couple (unsure if the art is from one or both of them) with art prints, t-shirts, and coloring books on sale at human prices. Art-Prints were $15, $20 if framed. As you might imagine this made them very popular and a little difficult to shop with this part of the show floor becoming a choke point. There were a few prints I loved but this event also happened to fall at a point of extra low finances which left me in a bind though a member of my party at least made it so I could bring home a coloring book. What stings is how some of the prints on sale at the booth aren’t available on their website. If you’re lucky enough to come across them at an event I’d advise picking up the ones you want.

The show having been largely disapointing my group moved on to the town proper to see what they had to offer. Not a great deal as it turned out. Skeleton Fest involves putting out skeleton displays for the town to vote on only maybe twenty-percent of the downtown participated in it, not to mention most of these paled in comparison to the light-post displays I’ve seen in Leslie over the past few years. There were a couple of food stalls, and the typical selection of small-town folk musicians. This sort of event would be fine if you already lived there but as a location for a day trip it failed to offer much of interest. A lot of the activity relied on the downtown businesses of which far too many were generic boutiques. That sort of speaks to my impression of the town itself. It’s not really any better or worse than most of the towns around here but they put a lot of cash into making themselves look good no matter how dishonest it might be. Chief evidence is how their biggest store is a beautifully rundown old Big K-Mart. This store was so terrifically bad that it was nearly worth the whole trip. Most important of all is I was able to experience the aroma of K-Mart once again. I’d forgotten that smell but boy did it ever take me back.

So my outing to Marshall offered very little to praise and the remainder of the weekend through Monday continued the trend with personal injuries, a slight bout of feeling terrible, and a battle with decorative lights in eighty-degree weather that nearly had me converting to a different holiday of choice. At one point I found myself staring in awe as a fast food joint took nearly forty minutes to fill a six-item order while Bruce Hornsby sang “that’s just the way it is” over the radio. It was about this point when I began to wonder if a family member had run over an elderly gypsy. The transition to October was fast on its way and I was not having a good time. This wasn’t how I wanted to kick-off the month but then a sliver of salvation came in the form of a mood table.

The creation of Dinosaur Dracula (formerly X-Entertainment), the mood table is a practice I hadn’t really tried until last year as my tendency to overdecorate might leave the ritual feeling redundant. I greatly enjoyed last years attempt which was themed around old VHS rental displays and this time around I took the chance to make two separate tables. The odd thing this time around is that while one of them came together naturally and easily, the other was… we’ll come back to it. Let’s start with the one in my bedroom. I’ve had this four-tier corner shelf for years but this is it’s first chance to be involved with the major holiday lifting with the aid of spider-lights.

The top shelf is place for three totems. One is this awesome ghost carrying a pumpkin that reminds me of the part in Halloween where Michael disguises himself as PJ Soles’ boyfriend. A couple of LED candles and this guy gives off the perfect glow. To the left we have water-rat, so named for his usual placement on the water dispenser. Given that his normal spot has been taken by a new decoration he now serves as a reminder to hydrate with seasonal staples like pumpkin ale, cider, and Voodew. Think of him as the Bacchus of Halloween. On the right we have a skeletal bird… there’s no deeper meaning there, just wanted something birdy. Of special note is the candy-corn colored doily, least I think it counts as a doily, made by my mother. She’s produced a few of these this year and they enhance the vintage nature of any old item tenfold.

Level two belongs to what is likely my favorite Halloween item. The Devil and his friends is practically a mood-table onto itself with tons of character and multi-color changing lights. Flanking this masterpiece are movies on both analog and digital formats with the vastly underrated Fright Night Part II on VHS and the ultimate version of the Japaneses cult-classic Versus on dvd. Horror movies are a major point of any Halloween but I also enjoy giving myself a pat on the back for all these years of collecting by showcasing how wide the genre can be. Plus the stark white and black covers make for a fine duo.

Level three is largely about the written word. I’ve been slacking on reading for most of this year so this portion of the table is almost a challenge to dig back into the stash of classic horror paperbacks. Of course I had to have something from the favorite, Graham Masterton which made Walkers a shoe-in. The Beast Within served as the basis for a favorite horror flick so digging into the novel has been on the to do list for quite some time. Amityville: the Evil Escapes is just plain lovely to look at and the franchise had gotten totally out of hand by this point it should make for some fun reading material. Last up is Torments, the sequel to the award-winning, though supposedly overrated The Manse. Never had the opportunity to read part one though a lot of horror novel hipsters like to badmouth author Lisa Cantrell for whatever reason. I’m just tickled by her two primary works being set on this amazing holiday with great cover art to match. Centered among these tomes of terror are my smallest Godzilla figure and the lovely newborn figure from Alien Resurrection. You don’t want a late-fee when these librarian are involved.

The bottom tier has gone through several variations but the general theme has been gaming. Here we find a lovely old witch and her cartoon ghost minions presenting different forms of spooky gaming from the likes of card games like Vampire to wild horror-tinged videogames along the lines of Bayonetta and Dino Crisis 3. With all the activity this month provides it can be easy for games to get lost in the shuffle. This area serves as a reminder to mix up the fun every so often.

The big table downstairs is another matter entirely. In fact, as of this writing I’m declaring it a failure and will be remaking it post-haste. The key issue is that so much of the work was done during this troublesome weekend when my Halloween spirit was rather low which made the results cross that line from being an actual mood table to just a bunch of stuff piled up with lights. Consider this post to be act one with the following tease for part two.

This is a very large Beistle die-cut witch from 1980 that my mother found at a thrift store in its original packaging for just four bucks. She will remain as the totem of this second table which likely won’t be complete until early next week as it requires a couple items that have yet to be brought home.

There is a lesson to be gleamed from this grab bag of experiences which is the reminder that Halloween always has a hiccup or two. There will always be a lowpoint in our moods, or one event that goes off-rails. The important thing to remember is how much of this holiday revolves around the comforts of home. Sitting in my bedroom at the stroke of midnight with the wailing guitars of Helloween ringing in the month of October I stared at my mood table and felt myself begin to recover from the weird days that had preceded that moment. This speaks to both the wonder of mood tables and the importance of just taking in the moment. It wasn’t an intended theme but the majority of my table, including the shelf itself, came from thrift stores. So while a nice trip out to an expensive event or haunted house can be highlights of the holiday you should never forgot how much joy comes from simple inexpensive pleasures. This is where we cue the "more you know” rainbow.

All the evangelizing out of the way my October is going much more smoothly so far. Still have a wealth of topics to cover for you all, including the other table. The current goal is six updates this month so keep your eyes pealed and please share any misadventures or mood-lifting items of your own.

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