At the end of this month the world will
be treated to the hirty-fifth film in the Godzilla franchise. As
someone who has seen all of these flicks you can safely assume I’m
stoked for this newest outing, Honestly I’m feeling spoiled having
so many great expansions to favorite series pop up this year be it
Endgame, Glass, or the recent
announcements of The Collector 3,
and trailers for remakes of classic games like Medievil
and Final Fantasy Vii.
This got me thinking about how things were when I was still a kid
which brought me back to one of the weirdest bits of Godzilla
history.
The summer movie season of 1998 was an
odd one for sure. Starting with the pre-game efforts we had a season
full of both garbage and treasure ranging from Species II, Lost in
Space, The Truman Shows, The Mask of Zorror, The X-Files, Lethal
Weapon 4, and two separate
movies about killer meteors. Thankfully it all wrapped up with
Blade proving that comic book
films could be awesome. Still the big lynchpin of Summer was
Godzilla as
produced by the guys who made Independence Day. This thing was
everywhere with a massive advertising campaign, toys, fast food
tie-ins, an upcoming cartoon, and that hallmark of 90s blockbusters,
a licensed soundtrack.
Godzilla the album offered a selection
of mostly alternative rock fare with all manner of bands you wouldn’t
normally associate with a giant atomic lizard. We’re talking the
likes of Ben Folds Five, Foo Fighters, Days of the New, and Rage
Against the Machine. The selection of talent on display made no sense
in relation to the film and was looked upon by twelve/thirteen year
old me as lousy music. If that poor naive bastard only knew of the
musical horrors that would exist in the twenty-tens I bet he'd have a
different view. Anyway; a trilogy of tracks were released as singles
with accompanying music videos and that is what we’re really here
to talk about.
I’m going to cover these three
videos in the order of least to most Godzilla visuals which means we
begin with The Wallflowers cover of the David Bowie track, Heroes.
According to wikipedia this was not the most successful of the
singles but I don’t buy it personally. Maybe it’s a Michigan
thing but I couldn’t escape this song back then and still here it
once in a while at stores or on the radio. From a musical standpoint
I never thought much of the track, it neither offends nor please the
ears so much as it exists as a more digestible take on Bowie’s
original. Frankly I like Peter Gabriel's take the best.
The video maintains the rainy and dark
motif from the film that carries into the other singles as well. We
open with helicopters buzzing through the New York skyline as a
building crumbles and loud noises begin to sound. None of this is any
concern to the Wallflowers who are focused on preforming their song
inside an apartment. Lord only knows where in New York you could find
an apartment this large and play music in it without a large sweaty
man banging on your door but I guess that’s all part of the
fantasy.
Somebody who isn’t enjoying
themselves is a mopey girl in a red hoody, perhaps a girlfriend, I
like to pretend she’s a doormat sister who lets her brothers band
crash at her place. She walks out to the street in time to witness
Godzilla come by with us only being treated to his feet and tail
which he uses to bash out the apartment wall. Still unfazed She
continues across the street to a convenience store to pick-up some
milk. She leaves money upon realizing there’s no cashier then walks
back to her place as the band wraps up the song and everything ends
with Godzilla’s roar. The tacky version from the film that’s
augmented with a falcon screech or something.
The entire production seems pricey for
the time with the ruined street, constant rain, and all that jazz but
one has to wonder why that money wasn’t backed up by some sort of
storytelling. A band covers a song while a sad girl picks up some
milk. Makes me wonder if this served as some inspiration for
Cloverfield with pretty young people so focused on their own
issues to be unaware of the giant monster coming to stomp on them.
Sadly unable to make photos of this one. At least this way you get your fill of giant hats. |
Next up is Deeper Underground
from Jamiroquai and I gotta admit that before diving into this topic
I don't think I'd ever seen this. That being said it’s probably my
favorite of the trio in the musical sense. Wouldn't purposely turn it
on but it’s not something I’d run from either. Thematically both
the song and video have slightly more in common with the film though
we get about the same amount of big-G screen time. Even with the
closer connection, things still seem kind of generic which makes
sense as there's supposedly another version of the video that
completely removes the giant beast.
We're introduced to a movie theater
watching Godzilla in 3-D, complete with classic red/blue paper
glasses. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves, far more than if
they were watching the real film, until Godzilla's feet bust through
the screen unleashing a flood before he creates his own exit. From
then on the theater continues to flood while cars and helicopters
crash into it. In the midst of this chaos is front-man Jay Kay doing
his usual nutty dancing. He walks along the backs of chairs, flops
around atop crashed vehicles, and refuses to wear appropriately sized
hats. Meanwhile regular folk are rushing to the exits. In a final
twist this all turns out to be another movie being viewed by another
theater.
Similar to Heroes this video is
clearly expensive but little effort was made towards narrative. A
disaster occurs only for some nutter to dance around. Even the space
he dances in seems arbitrarily limited with him returning to the same
chairs and cars again and again. It would have been much more
interesting to follow him on an escape route. Even with such
criticisms this is a step-up from viewing sad people with a thirst
for milk.
Finally we come to the wildest
installment of this collection Come With Me by Puff Daddy with
backup from Jimmy Page. Supposedly this was the most successful of
the three singles which I guess makes sense. Puff was rather popular
at the time as he had yet to become a joke with a steady stream of
changing names. And people seem to like Page for whatever reason.
Even if you don't dig the music you can't deny the entertainment
value of this big and stupid video.
It all begins strangely enough with
Puff getting some loving while listening to the Isley Brothers. Maybe
it's just me but you should never start your video by reminding
people of better music. Turns out this is all just a dream when Puff
awakens on his couch, fully dressed in black with crappy
leather/vinyl pants mind you, to the sounds of chaos and Godzilla
stomping about. Harry Shearer is on his TV as the reporter from the
film and Puff approaches his window to see zilla face to face as the
monster throws a bus into his apartment. Guess atomic reptiles don't
dig 90s rap either. Puff decides to pose in the gaping hole in the
wall and start rapping while fighter jets fly by and Jimmie Page
footage plays in Times Square.
Eventually a jet explodes in front of
Puffy throwing him backwards into a malfunctioning elevator that
skyrockets upward as he continues the song. The elevator flies out
the top of the building tossing Puff into the air when he, I shit you
not, explodes into a flock of white doves. He reforms soon enough now
fully dressed in a white suit and enters the slow part of the song as
he free falls into Times Square and finally floats onto a lit stage
complete with orchestra.
The final act of the video cuts back
and forth between two topics. First is film footage of Godzilla
rampaging through New York, offering full glimpses at the beast
unlike the other videos. The other half is Puff attempting to dance
while the song escalates with full orchestral backup. I must stress
how bad Daddy's dance moves are. He's the guy you invite to a wedding
reception to make everyone else feel better. His gesticulations give
the impression he's suffering from some sort of neurological
disorder. I know this all sounds mean but goddamn the man cannot
dance. In the end his performance draws the attention of Godzilla and
the two stare off while fireworks burst overhead (who sets off
fireworks during a monster attack?) then Puff turns his back and
walks away as the beast roars behind him.
While being almost totally removed
from the subject matter of the film this song and video almost
perfectly represent it. As noted earlier the Summer of 98 was a nutty
time when hollywood seemingly used a dart board to make decisions.
Notions like world-building or fandoms weren't part of the equation
for tent-pole blockbusters so much as spending lots of money on loud
nonesense and making sure Taco Bell had some toys to sell. Having a
video this big and senseless perfectly illustrates the kind of
film-making I'm talking about right down to having the musician walk
away from the monster as if he's unimpressed. Such was the state of
blockbusters at the time that Puff Daddy's own ego could outweigh a
pop-cultural giant.
And thus closes one of the strangest
pieces of zilla history. To look at how these films are treat now
versus then is a total night to day shift. In the late 90s it was an
absolute pain to see most Godzilla films, more so if you wanted to
see the legit Japanese version. Our only solace was the promise of a
big American production that turned out to be a lousy and generic big
lizard flick. Now it's not that hard to get our hands on quality
release of the movies and we've already had one decent U.S. Film with
the second looking like a total knockout. In a way we have to thank
that bloated late 90s version because it's hype and ensuing backlash
were vital in altering the landscape so that we can now get franchise
films that still come with a few product tie-ins but aren't totally
watered down dreck. Let's raise a glass then to that disastrous
production and the wacky, unnecessary music videos it spawned.
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