Call me crazy or judgmental but it
seems like there's an instinctive behavior for people to occasionally
showcase a complete lack of sensible thinking. How else could one
explain coming back from a day of physical labor only to eagerly
commence construction on Ikea furniture? Yet that is exactly what I
did last week when I spent the night building a bookcase rather than
relax and indulge in video games and TV.
Admittedly this wooden beast has been
something of a growing necessity for some time now. I've frequently
mentioned my large collection of horror films. Well that very
collection outgrew it's old home long ago. Just take a look at the
old Sauder shelf threatening to break under a mountain of dvds and
blu-rays.
Clearly you can understand my need for
an upgrade and months ago I thought I'd come across the solution
thanks to my first visit to Ikea. It was back in the cold dark month
of January during a trip to pick up my niece from the airport. At the
time I didn't buy much of importance other than a delightful milk
frother and delicious elder flower drink but the idea stayed with me.
A Billy bookcase seemed like the only affordable option for restoring
dignity to my bedroom. My mother was actually nice enough to pick it
up during an unrelated trip, possibly because she realizes new
employment means infinitely more horror flicks are on the way.
Popular opinion seems to be that Ikea
furniture is a pain to put together. I've built more than a fair
share of basic furniture over the years and this actually ranks as on
of the easier projects I've ever dealt with. Perhaps what confuses
people is the absolute lack of written instructions, the included
version being strictly illustrations. Look at these twisted
marshmallow people fret over their new goods.
I'm a little hesitant to show the
finished project since there are further improvements to be made. For
one, I'm in need of two more shelves for a proper movie display.
Furthermore as you can probably tell I've got zero room to expand.
Well that's not fully true. Thanks to my awful new job I can afford
to upgrade a few series to blu-ray versions that take up much less
space. On the other hand, this isn't my full collection as public
domain sets along with out of date formats like VHS and CED are in
the closet. Even so, I might be able to work with this thing until
Christmas. After that I'm screwed.
One more advantage to this billy shelf
is I can add my Funko pops and such to the display. Originally I
thought of placing characters in front of their respective series
though seeing as I'm a fan of variety, I'll most likely continue move
them around to suit my mood.
You'd be completely within your right
to question whether this article has any point or merit. Honestly I
just wanted to share a home improvement project and properly document
the moment I brought Ikea into my home. It's practically a rite of
passage, somewhere between your first time driving a car and the
first time you wake up with sticky shorts. Besides, it was something
of a family affair as we lined up the movies all the way from the
front door to the bathroom. Even the dogs joined in. You already
saw Rustybear resting atop a line of blu-rays.
Wrapping up with a pleasant
announcement. I'll be heading to the Motor City Comic Con in Novi MI
this Saturday. Expect a full write up probably early next week and
hopefully pictures of some fly cosplay honeys. I might put together a
lil cheap press tag with the site on it so if anyone sees a sleepy
guy with a cosmicsparky tag on his shirt, come up and say hi.
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