So I've been trying to put together one
of those big entries that makes it look like I'm actually attempting
to make a legitimate blog. This is not that entry, This is about
novelty dinners and cookies.
Kraft Garlic and Herb Alfredo mac and
cheese plus Buffalo Cheddar mac and cheese:
In my day to day life, I consume
ungodly quantities of mac & cheese. Sure it's bad for me, and
lacks any semblance of class, but it's always cheap and available.
Still; a man needs variety, and the new Kraft flavors at least mark
an occasion for experimentation.
The Garlic and Herb version is nothing
earth shattering (though I suppose it's a tad foolish to place cheesy
pasta in the cataclysm category) yet it is surprisingly more robust
than some legit alfredo I've tried. Definitely worth picking up a
couple boxes for one of those nights when you feel the need for
something starchy but still want to pretend that you're too mature
for spongebob fun shapes.
The Buffalo Cheddar version isn't
something I hold in high regard. Going in, I was positive that it
would taste atrocious. Actually I was surprised when it turned out to
be edible, just not exactly what I'd call inspiring. It starts with a
mellow cheese flavor that slowly turns into a generic spicy
after-burn. I know I'm leaving you high and dry on the details but
there's not much more to say about this stuff than you might want to
try it just so you can say you did.
Raspberry Oreo Fudge Cremes: Ever since
I first heard of them, I have been dreaming of getting my meaty paws
on a package of watermelon Oreo s. Very much like my bucket list of
women to sleep with, this remains an incomplete goal. Thankfully the
Nabisco cookie gods saw fit to bestow a slim amount of mercy onto
their humble servant in the form of raspberry cream. These have been
something of an educational item for me as I now know that several
members of my family hate raspberries. That may not seem strange to
anyone else but I always assumed that raspberries existed in the same
category as cheese, bacon, tacos, and ice cream. Simply put I thought
everyone liked em. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised since these
are the same relations that claim to hate maple syrup.......filthy
savages.
Getting back on point, these are some
decent cookies. The cream has a very strong flavor that doesn't skimp
on the berry. I wish they were presented in the traditional Oreo form
however, as the fudge versions don't pair up with my coffee as nicely
as the regular cookie. I'd say pick up a package unless you're one of
those weird people I learned about that don't like raspberries.
Honestly; what's up with that?
The Dunwich Horror: Stupid, simple, but
not without merit. Dean Stockwell's porn stache is pretty sweet.
Poltergeist III: Showed this to my
nephew so he'd understand why his mother and me hate mirrors. Failed
to traumatize him.
Rubber: Crap. Complete and utter crap.
A movie about a killer tire has no right to be this douchy.
Tune in next time for a Bob Newhart
bowl and rubber duckies on ice. See ya!
